Midget sex pt 2 tonight
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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