i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
