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I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
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