and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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