There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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