Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Its about making memories worth repressing
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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