i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
My boob is missing a layer of skin
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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