just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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