She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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