when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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