i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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