I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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