Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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