Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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