He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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