My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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