We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
