I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I take back everything I said about communal showers
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize