He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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