What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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