If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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