Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
another moral hangover. fuck.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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