just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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