i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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