that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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