even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
