So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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