Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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