Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Randomize
