I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Randomize
