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He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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