ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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