Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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