Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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