so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
