it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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