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Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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