so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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