i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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