Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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