If i come over, it means nothing
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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