At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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