How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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