dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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