you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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