do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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