We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
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