At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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