how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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