what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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