Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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