just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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