Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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