Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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