she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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