After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize