Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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